August 2011
A little boy asks his dad; "What's between mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again,"Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
OMG
When you have the same class as your best friend.
You guys will show up on the first day of school like
I'm not single. My husband is on tour.
This is how I piss off my friends when they're with their boyfriends/girlfriends
Every time they walk away I scream:
“SIN GUANTES, SIN AMOR!”
Its means “No glove, no love” in Spanish
And they’re all like:
And Im all like
Reblog if your celebrity crush is much older than you and you don't give a fuck
all the kpop guys i can think of….
When a little kid draws something for you that is completely unrecognizable and you're just like...
Dear people who don't flush the toilets after using the bathroom:
That moment when you caught yourself thinking of things you should have never thought of.
When Your IPod Is On Shuffle And Million Of Your Favorite Songs Come On In A Row.
Hey Followers:
I love you:
Please talk to me, I don’t bite (hard) unless you want me to and if thats the case leave your name and number:
Oh, now I scared you all away:
My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then I made a Tumblr and it became a hobby.
Whenever your parents tell you they wanna talk to you about something
What did I do in the last 24 hours?
